Caribbean Cruises

Arnold Calls Caribbean Cruise Lines





It’s quite long, originally it was an hour and 40 minutes, I got carried away, I had to chop it up.

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  1. Caribbean Cruise Lines made the mistake of being discovered by Skynet. BIG MISTAKE… they wil not survive.

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  2. 7 years later it's still hilarious

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  3. Ha!!! I used to work for Caribbean Cruise Lines ( in Boynton Beach, Florida ), telemarketing, several years back, and this dude would pull this stunt on an almost daily basis, it was the highlight of working for one of the jankiest Cruise Lines around, it was pretty hilarious, and this company kinda deserved it, esp cuz this whole Cruise business included a sleezy, bait- and -switch, loss-leader kind of tactic to give them the chance to high-pressure the passangers on this somewhat sleezy time-share deal…It drove some of the dumbasses managers in charge right up the wall, pretty fucking funny shit… This seemed like it was coming from a former, disgruntled employee, too, due to the fact that they seemed hip to multiple upper managers phone #s, as well as harassing us lowly salespeople…After a while we would get yelled at for engaging ( encouraging??) him ( them??)… By then, the management really failed to see the humor in it…Of course, this all happened in a very South Florida time and place, where pill mills were still a booming industry, plus, being set in a place where, for a lot of folks, the Crack Epidemic still rages on, it's just mostly behind the gates and walls of gated communities, now, the cellphone changing the entire game, taking it off the street corner… a somewhat ghetto excuse for an office environment ( this one girl kept locking herself in the batroom, for up to 1/2 an hour at a time, in order to finish smoking all her crack ) to say the least, that whole industry can be pretty druggy and is generally sketchy as Hell ( for example, one girl opened the door to her SUV, and before she could exit , a few syringes and a dirty spoon clatter out on the pavement, right in full view of multiple co-workers and managers, just another Tuesday morning in south Fl )…Sales jobs are challenging enough, but the fact that this dude ( or whoever ) pulled this off is pretty inspiring, more blowhards should be taken down a peg or two, through art terrorism such as this, we need this kind of thing now more than ever…Much appreciated for reminding me of this, I damn near forgot those times…

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  4. Run get to the chopper 🚁 come on kill me I'm here come on do it now kill meeeee

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  5. I'm going to be around you alot days nights weekends holidays I'm gonna hang out with you till the end of time 😎

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  6. Who is your daddy?

    My daddy is your daddy.

    LMFAO!

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  7. Are you going to fuck me now or not?

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  8. The knock knock joke near the end was great.

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  9. Arnold: "Knock knock."
    Telemarketer: "Who's there?"
    Arnold: "You."
    Telemarketer: "You who?"
    Arnold: "YOU IDIOT!!!"
    LOL!!!!

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  10. I uh….. I don't know! 😃

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  11. Get a fucking soundboard with "Lisa" on it for crying out loud.  There are so many custom lines out there, it should be easy.

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  12. NO DEAL ! ! !

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  13. lol in the background someone said they are coming from California and arnold says "thats right, I am."

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  14. Ya…
    no…
    so…
    what?
    what?
    so?
    huh?
    I don't know?
    COMEDY GOLD!

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  15. crush youre enemies have them driven before you the enemies are ccl they wont be back

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  16. 2
    1
    2

    Fuck You.

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  17. I .. ahhh … I dunno!
    You IDIOT!

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  18. I love how all those cruise lines say "hey Arnold"

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  19. idiots at caribbean fer sure!

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  20. we want moore mr kimbal wheres the rest of the call

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  21. Perfect timing with the responses btw.

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  22. ROLF

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  23. "It's me Ahhnold Schwarzenegger" gets me every time

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  24. comedy central here  tons of golden comedy

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  25. thank you for costing them money

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  26. lol awesome

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  27. I just have one more question

    Mmmk what's that…

    You want to fuck me!!?

    Bahahahha

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  28. 2….1….2….FUCK YOU!

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  29. I wouldnt mind the hour and 40mins. uplaod it

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  30. Great effort, keep it up,,,,

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  31. "Knock-knock."
    "Who's there?"
    "You."
    "You who?"
    "YOU IDIOT!"

    hahaha I lol'ed. 

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  32. I've heard funnier and quicker Arnie responses, but this is still pretty good.  I love some good CCL pranks!

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  33. @14:30 are you going to fuck me now or not haaahahaha 

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  34. Who's "John Kemble"? It's John Kimble! You idiot!
    Good video anyway.

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  35. But Arnold is his own company act. everyones nods. XD

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  36. Bored has nothing to do with it. If anything people like DetectiveJohnKemble make there jobs more interesting, if anything allows them to have a job. After all there not paying them to sit there! "I know there probably not paying them anything, maybe with free cruises "or much of anything, but still. XD

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  37. I used to work in that shit hole and Arnold's call are very famous there, this shit is awsome, i hate telemarketing and this serves them right keep it up!

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  38. You need to find a new hobby Caribbean cruises should not be one, no deal!!!!

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  39. wow this shit is halarious i work here an i got one of these calls i was fucking rolling you need to call the clearwater ,fl office more often i had fun

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  40. I was waiting for Arnold to say "I need a vacation"

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  41. Lmao… normally I wouldn't have the patience to sit through a 20-min video but because it's Arnie I DON'T CYARE

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  42. Arnold: Knock Knock
    Rep: Who's there?
    Arnold: You!
    Rep: You who?
    Arnold: YOU IDIOT!

    LOL FUNNY STUFF! Start here: 18:42

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  43. Top quality Arnie pranking!!!!

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  44. Nice

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  45. YESSS!

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  46. HI HOW ARE YOU! What the MATTTER yah go on!

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  47. I like dat.

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